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Welcome back. Last time we did cover a space beauty. Now it’s time for a cute dog girl from another world.
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: Hopefully she’s full of delicious cream.
…Huh, that was the girl Topaz covered last month. This one he doesn’t even know.
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: Unfortunate. So which girl is the lucky one?
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: Me! *jumps out of some bushes and attacks Zettai but fails*
Phew, luckily my dumb luck has worked again…
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: That and I wasn’t aiming for you with that attack. I just wanted a flashy entrance…
Yeah, since your series needs more love?
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: Indeed! And that means I’m…
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: Underwater Ray Romano?
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: Who?
Raika, please don’t confuse the blogged girl with antediluvian memes.
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: Because shows over a decade old still have new memes coming today.
Fair point. Let’s just move into the blog.
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: Good plan. Please talk about me using kind words!
Body
Hair
Touka has purple hair. The color is pretty nice so this helps. Her bangs are fairly standard but for some reason they seem to stick out a bit which was common in anime from her time period. She also has a long ponytail which fits well her character and looks really good. Sadly not sure if she ever gets shown with her hair down. Still, fairly solid here. Also this might be more “build” but she has dog ears, like most girls in the show. However for this series the girls have ears actually where ears go and not placed on top of their head with bangs awkwardly hiding where normal ears normally are. This is both good and bad: good for being more realistic, bad for looking less cute this way. Still, while some people find this annoying I don’t mind the side ears too bad. Plus hey, her ears are long and cute.
Score: 8
Eyes
Touka has blue eyes. Yadda yadda. However, one of the few good things about the sequel is it retconned her blue eyes into much better purple ones. What’s with meh anime sequels fixing blue eyes.
Score: 8
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: But luckily I know how to make her eyes better. *puts on Touka thick red glasses*
Nice! You look great!
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: Hey! *blushes* I appreciate the praise though…
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: Naturally. *gives Touka another pair* Karura wants these.
I know someone might appreciate….
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: Well, sure…
Build
Touka does well here. She lacks measurements sadly, even height and weight. Still, she looks about average or slightly taller than average, but not Karura the big girl tall. Overall her body is fairly good, being sorta slender but not too thin either. She has somewhat modest breasts with small nipples and a cute navel, thank game CGs for showing this. She also lacks hair “downwards” which is a big plus. Nice legs too. And of course gotta mention like most girls in this show she has dog ears and tail- wait, seems she has no tail for some reason. Weird. I blame Yamcha for this. Jokes aside overall she looks good. Also note she’s actually left-handed for more data.
Score: 9
Butt
Touka never shows ass. Disgraceful. She comes close in an official pic of the sequel, but “comes close” doesn’t fit the bill.
Score: 1
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: I shall fix this. *tackles Touka and the two roll on the floor*
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: Wha?
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: There. *takes off Touka’s blue dress and shows off her bare ass* Much better.
Very nice!
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: How embarrassing! And em-bare-assing too sadly!
Clothes
Touka wears interesting clothes. Like everyone in this show she wears Ainu clothing though that’s more cute than sexy. She wears a blue dress with a jacket over it and in the sequel a red dress. Sadly she gets zero alternate outfits not even bikinis, meaning the final score is not great, but it could be much worse.
Score: 6.5
Mind
Personality
Touka is fine for this. She first appears as an enemy but with teamwork and skills she joins the party. Afterwards she becomes a loyal guardian to Hakuoro and protects him to the end. There’s one more thing but that goes two sections over.
Good personality though. Touka is what Topaz calls a honor blade which means a girl that uses swords and is a fair warrior. She’s also slightly TDB-ish and cool but not like Karura the older sister type girl. Touka also likes cute things secretly, always a good trait. Overall she’s not super deep or anything but she’s really cool and one of the best girls in this underrated series.
Score: 8
Reception
Touka is okay here. Her show isn’t very popular, but she’s one of the most beloved characters in it and appears in the middling sequel too. She also has good screentime. This score seems fair.
Score: 7
Libido
Touka has some of this actually. More in the game obviously, where she wants to have children with the lead to help repopulate her tribe and stuff. Otherwise she gets nothing special, other than a yuri official picture and some shipping with Karura the carrier girl. Still, the game saves this as more girls should want children.
Score: 7.5
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: I want lots of children too.
…Thought we agreed not to bring that during the blogs.
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: What, are you against children?
Nope, actually we agree here. But it’s quite the embarrassing topic!
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: Then get flustered by showing off my ass earlier!
Age
Touka lacks a specific age. She’s probably an adult due to being from an eroge and having sex scenes, but who knows. Random score for the win.
Score: 8.5
Voice
Kaya Miyake sounds fine. Nothing more to add here.
Score: 7
Total: 70.5 - Excellent
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: The previous girls scored better…
They also showed ass. Well, presumably for one. But don’t worry since I still consider you really cool! And with cool I mean totally sweet!
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: Thanks, but I don’t flip out and kill people…
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: Now who is referencing antediluvian memes?
True! *everyone laughs*
Voice: Glad you are all merry… but now you shall get vanquished for good! *appears*
Blast from the past!
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: I am Subaru Konoe and will trash this blog and steal your girls too!
: Hopefully she’s full of delicious cream.
…Huh, that was the girl Topaz covered last month. This one he doesn’t even know.
: Unfortunate. So which girl is the lucky one?
: Me! *jumps out of some bushes and attacks Zettai but fails*
Phew, luckily my dumb luck has worked again…
: That and I wasn’t aiming for you with that attack. I just wanted a flashy entrance…
Yeah, since your series needs more love?
: Indeed! And that means I’m…
: Underwater Ray Romano?
: Who?
Raika, please don’t confuse the blogged girl with antediluvian memes.
: Because shows over a decade old still have new memes coming today.
Fair point. Let’s just move into the blog.
: Good plan. Please talk about me using kind words!
Body
Hair
Touka has purple hair. The color is pretty nice so this helps. Her bangs are fairly standard but for some reason they seem to stick out a bit which was common in anime from her time period. She also has a long ponytail which fits well her character and looks really good. Sadly not sure if she ever gets shown with her hair down. Still, fairly solid here. Also this might be more “build” but she has dog ears, like most girls in the show. However for this series the girls have ears actually where ears go and not placed on top of their head with bangs awkwardly hiding where normal ears normally are. This is both good and bad: good for being more realistic, bad for looking less cute this way. Still, while some people find this annoying I don’t mind the side ears too bad. Plus hey, her ears are long and cute.
Score: 8
Eyes
Touka has blue eyes. Yadda yadda. However, one of the few good things about the sequel is it retconned her blue eyes into much better purple ones. What’s with meh anime sequels fixing blue eyes.
Score: 8
: But luckily I know how to make her eyes better. *puts on Touka thick red glasses*
Nice! You look great!
: Hey! *blushes* I appreciate the praise though…
: Naturally. *gives Touka another pair* Karura wants these.
I know someone might appreciate….
: Well, sure…
Build
Touka does well here. She lacks measurements sadly, even height and weight. Still, she looks about average or slightly taller than average, but not Karura the big girl tall. Overall her body is fairly good, being sorta slender but not too thin either. She has somewhat modest breasts with small nipples and a cute navel, thank game CGs for showing this. She also lacks hair “downwards” which is a big plus. Nice legs too. And of course gotta mention like most girls in this show she has dog ears and tail- wait, seems she has no tail for some reason. Weird. I blame Yamcha for this. Jokes aside overall she looks good. Also note she’s actually left-handed for more data.
Score: 9
Butt
Touka never shows ass. Disgraceful. She comes close in an official pic of the sequel, but “comes close” doesn’t fit the bill.
Score: 1
: I shall fix this. *tackles Touka and the two roll on the floor*
: Wha?
: There. *takes off Touka’s blue dress and shows off her bare ass* Much better.
Very nice!
: How embarrassing! And em-bare-assing too sadly!
Clothes
Touka wears interesting clothes. Like everyone in this show she wears Ainu clothing though that’s more cute than sexy. She wears a blue dress with a jacket over it and in the sequel a red dress. Sadly she gets zero alternate outfits not even bikinis, meaning the final score is not great, but it could be much worse.
Score: 6.5
Mind
Personality
Touka is fine for this. She first appears as an enemy but with teamwork and skills she joins the party. Afterwards she becomes a loyal guardian to Hakuoro and protects him to the end. There’s one more thing but that goes two sections over.
Good personality though. Touka is what Topaz calls a honor blade which means a girl that uses swords and is a fair warrior. She’s also slightly TDB-ish and cool but not like Karura the older sister type girl. Touka also likes cute things secretly, always a good trait. Overall she’s not super deep or anything but she’s really cool and one of the best girls in this underrated series.
Score: 8
Reception
Touka is okay here. Her show isn’t very popular, but she’s one of the most beloved characters in it and appears in the middling sequel too. She also has good screentime. This score seems fair.
Score: 7
Libido
Touka has some of this actually. More in the game obviously, where she wants to have children with the lead to help repopulate her tribe and stuff. Otherwise she gets nothing special, other than a yuri official picture and some shipping with Karura the carrier girl. Still, the game saves this as more girls should want children.
Score: 7.5
: I want lots of children too.
…Thought we agreed not to bring that during the blogs.
: What, are you against children?
Nope, actually we agree here. But it’s quite the embarrassing topic!
: Then get flustered by showing off my ass earlier!
Age
Touka lacks a specific age. She’s probably an adult due to being from an eroge and having sex scenes, but who knows. Random score for the win.
Score: 8.5
Voice
Kaya Miyake sounds fine. Nothing more to add here.
Score: 7
Total: 70.5 - Excellent
: The previous girls scored better…
They also showed ass. Well, presumably for one. But don’t worry since I still consider you really cool! And with cool I mean totally sweet!
: Thanks, but I don’t flip out and kill people…
: Now who is referencing antediluvian memes?
True! *everyone laughs*
Voice: Glad you are all merry… but now you shall get vanquished for good! *appears*
Blast from the past!
: I am Subaru Konoe and will trash this blog and steal your girls too!