Example #593: What a Nabe Indeed!

This is the five-hundred-and-ninety-third week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers. Welcome back everyone. Glad to see you survived the horrible trap blog, and I'm glad to say that we did as well. As you can see we're at a pool, er... *Topaz, who is wearing a full-body striped swimsuit (a male's obviously) is at a pool. He looks around but doesn't see his assistant anywhere.* Come on, Riri. We only have the pool for this week. We'll have to get through this blog today. I mean besides the obvious. *Riri pokes her head from around the corner.* : B-but it's embarrassing! I can't believe that you managed to get the pool during a pandemic like this! Don't worry, as it's not like we can get sick in the blog world. It's perfectly safe. Besides, there's no one around! *Indeed as the pool is pretty much empty. Still, Riri isn't budging.* : You can say that there's no one around, but there's all the readers. But they're always here. Watching us... Judging... : Don't be so ominous, Topaz! Besides, I know that they'll leer at me, and my defense will go down! Don't worry. After all, I'm here in a swimsuit too! : Yours is hiding a lot more skin, though! Believe me, the readers don't want to see me in swim trunks. It's not like I'm a shota or anything. Er, not that I'm implying anything about them. Just that I'd be more proud to show off a shota body than my disgusting hairy one. : That's different! Besides, why did you have to find the skimpiest swimsuit you could find! It's not that skimpy! It's one that I found in the cosplay closet. : That only makes it worse!! (Even if I do thank that your friend gifted you something like that. It sure comes in handy). Please, it's perfectly alright! Now come on out! *Riri still refuses, so Topaz takes her hand and pulls her out. She's very embarrassed, blushing cutely though she's wearing a school swimsuit. It even has “Riri” on the tag.* : Like I said it's embarrassing to wear this! But at least it has your name on it. Though I hope that no one else is impersonating you with a cosplay like that. : I think that it changes to suit the wearer. B-but that's not what makes this so embarrassing! *The camera focuses on Riri's fat ass, and it is revealed that the back is wedging deep between her cheeks. She fixes her ass a few times, but it only wedges back each time. * Whoa! Very sexy showcase, Riri! : I'm not trying to show off, idiot! (N-not that I'd show off for anyone but you-ugh, my arrhythmia is acting up...) But you're doing such a good job impersonating that one girl from Gun X Sword! : Again, I'm not trying! And stop having the camera stare at my fat ass! But it makes for good entertainment! ???: Wa hah, you two are such a good pair! *Topaz and Riri jump as a girl in a competition swimsuit comes out of the pool water. She climbs the ladder and waves at them, still half-submerged.* Wait! You was here the whole time? : That's bad grammar, Topaz. : Now, before we confuse the readers I should mention that my name is “You”. It's not pronounced quite the same way. Aww man, and I was going to make a whole joke about “You's on First”. : Thank Arceus that we didn't have to deal with you massacring a great comedic joke like that. But what are you doing here-er, You? : I wanted to get in some diving practice before you guys came. After all, even if sports are canceled that doesn't mean that I need to become lethargic! True, but again do not worry as any certain diseases don't affect the blogs. Good of you to stay in shape. : Unlike a certain blogger, after all. I blame me being lazy even before that. But enough of the small talk. I want to do my blog on you, You. Will you let me? : Of course I will. It's why I agreed to meet you here today. : Finally someone reasonable! *You gets out of the pool and heads towards Topaz and Riri. She even shows off her ass on the way out, and picks a wedgie though it's not as bad as the Youkai assistant's nearly-disappeared thong back. Still, seeing You's fat ass jiggle was very sexy.* Wow, you got out of the pool in a very assy way! Unlike a certain Italian ship! : No one reading is going to get that joke, Topaz. They don't play Azur Lane. Being fair even if they did they wouldn't pay attention to Zara due to how mamocentric she is. But we're not here to talk about any shipgirls, and instead we're here to say that... : At least you didn't link to the one character with the same name from some random show called “Rokuhoudou Yotsuiro Biyori”... There are some jokes that are so esoteric that not even I would get them, and I'M the one writing this! Though sometimes searching on MAL gives me ideas for silly jokes. : Better than MAL giving you headaches... That's only if I read the content the users create. Except for the blogs from my friends. : Speaking of blogs it's good that you're finally talking about me, or even a girl from my series. I was afraid that you were ignoring us. Certainly not! Though I do appreciate the other bloggers for talking about your series first. : Special thanks to Spartan for talking about You specifically. (Oh no, I'm going the terrible jokes-wait, maybe they didn't notice...) : I do remember him talking about me. But I also believe that your friend said that I could be a potential seasonal meganekko as well... We all make mistakes, but it's time to rectify them by talking about you now! Or at least that one specifically... : Yousoro! Full steam ahead! ==Head== ===Hair=== You has mostly short hair, but I still like her style. It does reach her shoulders somewhat, unlike say Hanayo who only reaches midway down her neck. The bottom of You's hair is also slightly wavy, giving a bit of cuteness to it as well. It fits since she's such a good swimmer too and looks a little wet. Her sidecurls are a little mismatched, with the right side being longer than the left, but that is also cute (even if I wouldn't mind her left ear to be covered a little more). Her bangs are quite nice, with a part over her right eye and the majority of her hair pushed to the side. You has a long middle bang that hangs down too, and the curve is tucked behind her sidecurl. She also wears a variety of nice hats and headwear, though none that would cover her hair. Finally, You's hair is very similar to Kotori's in color, with a greyish-brown color that looks pretty nice (if a little hard to pin down). Overall while You does have short hair I do find that I like it, though she would do better if her hair was longer of course. Though with her hair color having her hair too long could make her too close to Kotori. Grade: B+ ===Eyes=== You has very pretty eyes as well. The only issue is that they're blue, but it's a nice dark blue that matches a lot of her outfits. It also helps that she's the only blue-eyed member of Aqours for a little bit of variety (though the Kurosawa girls are green and that's somewhat close). You's eyes are also tarame, but I like the curve to them surprisingly; it fits her really well, and it helps that her upper lid is so emphasized. She even has cute little eyelashes and a very strong corner to the shape of her eye as well. Of course, what helps You out the best is that she wears glasses! Granted it's sadly occasionally, but she has a pair of amazing thick frames that she wears at home. Her glasses look very good on her, though I would say that she needs to wear them more. She also has a few other pairs that she wears in the movie, and it always helps when a girl has multiple frames to choose from. Overall You's glasses really help her out, though in general her eyes look very good even if they aren't to my normal standards. That shows her appeal though. Grade: A- ===Face=== Being fair You isn't that much different than most Love Live girls. However, that's not a rude statement because I do really enjoy how Sunrise does idol series. They're all just so CUTE! As such You's face is stellar for my tastes, with her small features and dot nose. Her cheeks are rounded and her chin has a nice, but not exaggerated, point to it. Overall while there isn't too much to talk about here do know that You is a very pretty girl. Grade: A *You seems to have changed.* : Why, what happened? Who are you talking to, Riri? : The narrator. He said something changed, but I don't see. I think that he meant You, over there. : I'm right here. : Please, I must request that this joke doesn't continue further. That said, I did indeed change my clothing. : That seems really fancy for the pool. : I'm not actually wearing this, silly. This is just a suitable picture to indicate that I took my googles off. Siiiggghhh.... *Topaz lets out a long dragging sigh.* : Something the matter? It's just that I was hoping to see you in glasses. It's quite a shame, and your lack of pictures in glasses on MAL also sorta factored into me not wanting to talk about you as a seasonal meganekko. : That didn't stop you from doing Miu. That is a fair point, especially considering she took the spot from You. Though I do that far too often, not doing the expected meganekkos... : I'm sure that your friends understand. But since you seem to like my glasses does that mean you want me to put- YES! : Topaz is so excited that he can barely let you finish-wait, you know what I mean. : That I do, so I'll put my glasses on. *You places her thick framed glasses on.* : There. How does that look? : W-wait, aren't those goggles? Like I said, there isn't much that we can do if MAL doesn't have a picture of her in glasses. She deserves better, though many girls on MAL do. : Why the heck is Kazuma more well loved than Aqua?! I blame people liking jerks and hating assy girls. Boo the Malicious Ass Loathers! : Luckily you seem to be much smarter, as I can tell both by you focusing on my ass and Riri putting “ass” in “assistant” as well. *Riri tries to cover her fat ass with her hands, blushing cutely as the sheer size means she can't cover up.* : S-stop that! You should be showing off instead! EHH?! No one wants that! : I think that she means me, and don't worry as I'm proud of my fat sexy ass! *You shows off her glorious ass, shaking her hips.* I'm glad to hear that, though it won't be counting in the scores. : In the words of the student president-Buu buu! That said, speaking of your scores we're about to talk about that part of your body. : I understand, and I can't wait to hear what you have planned! Yousoro! *Topaz continues the blog, but meanwhile in another unknown location the villains are meeting. They seem to be at a large table, with the girl on the throne still there as if the others had to move the table into the throne room.* Tako: It looks like not only Tiara but Observer has fallen. What are we to do now? Aceto: Eh? Why are you asking me? I'm not too sure myself. Himeko: True, as without the two of them we have lost a lot of our offensive power. Oatmeal: You know, if we never go after Topaz he'll never be able to blog us. Right? *The leader pounds her fist against the throne's arm, causing a thunderous roar through the room. The other girls even jump from this.* Leader: NO. We HAVE to show our strength to Topaz. We cannot be so passive as to stay in the shadows. Someday he'll want to blog us, and when that day comes his opinion of us will either have faded away to nothingness, or he might have an even more hateful opinion of us! We MUST charge forward, and prove to him that girls like us should be supported for what we have. Not mocked for what we lack! *The girls all talk in a way that no voice was understandable, mumbling about what their leader has just said.* Aceto: I don't know about that. I'm sure that Topaz would like me a lot more than when he started the blog... Himeko: E-eh? You mean he's not obsessed with boobs?! There are guys like that?! Oatmeal: Of course there are. Some might even be interested in ASSES too! *Oatmeal is on her phone, half-paying attention.* Leader: Stop saying such nonsense! YES I KNOW WHO HE IS! *The girls are surprised to see Leader looking to the side, talking to no one in particular. She oddly even continues the previous conversation, looking at Aceto.* Leader: Well then, Aceto. It would seem that you're going to be the next one to face him. Aceto: W-wait, why me? I don't have any sort of talent, and with his ability to use the crystals I have no chance against him! Tako: That's right! Most of us have no experience in battle, so there's nothing that we can do! Leader: Then face him in another method of your choosing! I don't know, beat him in a foot race or something! Oatmeal: Of course you'd think of something like that. *She's still on her phone, which angers the leader on the throne.* Leader: Oh? And you think that you have a better idea? *Oatmeal reveals what she was doing on the phone, which has a pool on it. The pool in particular where Topaz and the others are staying.* Oatmeal: I've been reading his dumb blog, and it seems that he's at this pool. Not only that, but I know that he's powerless in water and can't swim. Perhaps you can use that to your advantage. Aceto: Eh? B-but I don't swim that well... Leader: Then we'll just have to get you outfitted. That way you can CHEAT your way through this match, and prove superior to Topaz! Then he'll learn that we won't be stopped! Wah hah hah! *She laughs as the camera leaves the villainous hideout. And with that we return to Topaz and the others.* ==Body== ===Build=== You has a fairly great body. Fortunately we have measurements which is always nice. She's 157 cm tall and her three sizes are 82-57-81. Sadly this means that her chest is slightly larger, but not at a big enough scale to count. It helps that You has a sex lower body too. She's got very nice legs, hips, and ass. Especially her ass, as she gets a nice buttshot when she's coming out of the pool. Shame that Kanan couldn't get a nice inspiring shot like that though, but I suppose that's for another time. Regardless You has a nice athletic body, with a narrow waist and nice curves and everything. She has good stamina, though Kanan outdoes her, and in general is one of the more in-shape idols. Her blood type is AB if curious. Overall You has a very nice curvy body with an ample ass, though I suppose that it could always be bigger (and not just so that she'll outdo her chest either). Grade: B+ ===Chest=== As brought up in the previous section You is somewhat bustier than her hips, though the difference is minor. Fortunately her chest isn't shown off too much and the amount of busty art isn't as much as say Mari would (or Kanan, though that's unfortunate as she SHOULD be the ass girl). Speaking of Mari, she does grope You at one point but the athletic girl does a judo move to the fondler. Other than that I don't think there's any major issue with You here, and overall she does alright though certainly not perfect. Grade: B- ===Clothes== This is definitely You's best area. She has a lot of diverse outfits and costumes, partially due to her being an idol but also due to her love of uniforms. We normally see her in the school uniform, of which there are two different types. The first is a white sailor uniform with a sorta bland grey collar and pleated skirt, nothing too impressive. Though I do like her red bow tie, and while only to her knees the black socks help (though thighhighs would be better). I like her black uniform better, though I'm not sure if she wears it in the series but I like it more due to being darker (and not as bland). That has a white handkerchief around the neck. Otherwise in the anime we tend to see You in various casual outfits or idol uniforms though I'd be here all day if I would describe them all. Some other outfits include her competition swimsuit, various bikinis, a happi with headband in official art, a gym uniform (though with shorts rather than a buruma), and a miko uniform. As mentioned she really likes uniforms, and some include things like tour guide, pilot's uniform, and probably more that I can't remember. There's probably more outfits that I can't think of right now, and that's not counting the various outfits from the game that I don't know about. Overall with her love of uniforms, as well as just great outfits in general (and making them for the other girls) You gets top credit here. Grade: A+ : WHOA! That's quite a great score. I guess you really love my outfits! I do, especially because you make them and like uniforms! : Topaz really likes uniforms too. : Oh? What are your favorites? I like a variety of them, and can identify them at a glance! That sounds great, though I'm not like that. I just like the ones that I'm attracted to, like military uniforms or police uniforms. That sort of thing. Especially if worn by a dominant girl. : Somehow I'm not surprised... : I shouldn't be, but I think that Topaz is quite perverted. : It took you that long to realize that?! I mean he talked about your ass and chest, and showed the former off in the blog! What an ass though! : I'm glad to hear that you like it so much, as your friend was similar. That said, I call you perverse because you like uniforms in perverse ways. : THAT is what did it?! Now now. I'm sure that You likes uniforms in a platonic way, while I like them in a sensual way. : Hmmm, I think I understand her intent then. But I'd think that having you show off your ass while not in uniform means that he likes girls in general. That's certainly true. It's like how I know how people can find lolis attractive and find some attractive myself. More people need to have a balanced mind like mine. : If more people had a perverse mind like yours there would be a lot more meganekkos in the world (and I don't need more competition either...) If only. Then there would be more assy girls, including assy lolis! : Certainly! And girls that are proud or jealous of other girls asses too! Exactly! Oh, sorry for getting distracted, You. Is there anything that you wish to add? : Not at all, I was just enjoying your banter. You two make quite the couple. : C-COUPLE!?! *Riri blushes cutely, covering her facial cheeks this time with her hands and looking away.* You don't need to be embarrassed, Riri. It's not like Rika hasn't spilled the beans before. : Ugh. Mentioning Rika and beans in the same sentence makes me think of that one day after she visited Zettai... Indeed. But let's not talk about that. We have You to finish up on instead! : Full steam ahead! *You salutes as Topaz continues with the blog.* ==Mind== ===Personality=== You is a very interesting character and a really cool one. She is introduced as the childhood friend of Chika as well as her neighbor. She ends up supporting her friend as she tries to be an idol, and You even joins the group as well. She shows a lot of talent, which isn't surprising as she has more athleticism than the other girls (outside Kanan). You is even a national class diver and a swimmer as well, and weight training is a hobby of hers. However, as You begins not having as much time with Chika she begins to become jealous of Riko who she thinks is trying to wedge the two childhood friends apart. Luckily this actually is discussed and through conversation You calms down quite a bit. I like that as it addresses how she can be so popular and talented but still so well-liked, as it almost seemed like she was skilled to the point of Mary Sue-ness. Luckily she isn't Ichigo or some other significant PreCure leads. Still, she's slightly impulsive and does what she wants if it comes to her. Not in any bad way though, as this opens up new challenges and talents for her. You is very talented and a quick learner, able to copy a person if they can't make it. Luckily she's not Wakaba though. You is also a good cook, and her favorite foods are either mikan or salisbury steak. If curious she dislikes sashimi or anything too dry. Her father also drives a ferry, which affects her as she will often say “Yousoro” which is a boating term instead of “good morning” or “good bye”, often doing a cute salute as she does so. She also dreams of driving one herself which is cute. Possibly the only issue is that she doesn't get a lot of focus, and that she's one of the more popular girls (not that there's anything wrong with that, but still). You is voiced by Shuka Saitou, though this seems to be her biggest role (she only has one other). Still, between the nice talking and singing, as well as her cute catchphrases she does You extremely well. Overall You is a great girl, a little ignored by the studio while overpopular with fans (not that it's a bad thing) and is definitely one of my top three from Love Live Sunshine. Grade: A- ===Libido== There isn't too much to talk about here; You really doesn't show a lot of libido in the series. There's a lot of subtext, which happens a lot during idol series. She tends to be shipped either with Chika or Riko, likely the former due to getting so jealous of Riko due to all the time she was spending with Chika and You wanted to be with her childhood friend instead. There's also a cute moment where the younger girls thought that You was on a date in the movie, walking around with a guy. However, this turned out to be her cousin Tsuki visiting instead, who was a girl despite being dressed like a guy. I don't know if I should count it or not, but I suppose I should mention it. You also really likes uniforms, to the point where she'd lean out a window to grab one that's thrown out a window. Overall You could do a lot better here, but the series didn't give her much of a chance I suppose. Grade: B- ===Age=== You is a second year student in high school. I believe that she's specifically 16, but I'm not sure how accurate that is. Regardless, we do know her birthday which is April 17th. Overall not to bad, though I will mention that her birthday is fairly close to the start of the school year in Japan. Grade: B Total Grades: 83 Average score: 9.2 Final Grade: B+ And that's the blog for today. What do you think of it? : I'm a little put off, as you know a lot more about me than I expected... : Being fair he researched You quite well. (Darn it, there goes my unintentional capitalization yet again!) Are you angry that I was so thorough? : Certainly not. Though it is odd to still be wearing my goggles in the picture. Such a shame that there's no glasses pictures of me on this site. Agreed! Maybe then I would have done you earlier! : (Curses, why doesn't the whole unintentional capitalization joke. He's supposed to be the dumb funny one!) Hmmm? You're being a little quite, Riri. Something wrong? *She shakes her head, trying to get the thought out of it.* : Nothing. I was just a little distracted. Please don't get too distracted and lose track of where you are! Focus, focus! Penguin in a costume! : Wait what? Penguins? : Topaz no one is going to get that joke. You need to stop doing that and just stick with anime and retro games. At least you won't waste a whole chapter watching someone play a Final Fantasy game. Hata, more like HACK-a. Both because he's a hack and he likes traps far too much. Anyway, putting that aside we should get prepared for next week's blog. : Eh? Already? Won't we have a change of location? It's not like you have this pool booked for much longer... Don't worry as we're taping a bunch of episodes in a row. That way we'll be able to stay here. : Why? What's here? I'm sure that the next week's girl will show up soon, as she's from the same series as as You and enjoys swimming too. *You salutes.* : Yousoro! Always glad to see more characters from my series be appreciated! Or as the case may be, ASS-preciated : W-wait, she's coming next?! Topaz, let's talk in private. *Ririchiyo pulls Topaz to the side, whispering so that You can't hear. You the readers can, not You-er, hopefully the readers understand. Her name is complicated in writing.* : Great, now the narrator is getting confused too. But this is the perfect time for a meta conversation! Oh Ririchiyo, I didn't think you wanted to do that. : It's not about anything PERVERSE, idiot! *she blushes* Rather, I thought that we were going to have someone else be talked about next week! What do you mean? *Riri pulls out a notebook and flips through it. She points to a specific page.* : See? Next week you were planning on doing Yue from Negima. What gives. Ah yes. I wanted this month to be a silly “You/Yue” joke but there was a fifth week this month and that ruined it. Besides, having two girls with similar names will only mess things up further. Like you said the narrator was even getting confused. : Fair point... *The two turn towards You (Watanabe).* : Do you have your business taken care of then? Certainly. We were just figuring things out, as we had to postpone a girl until later. : But don't worry, as I'm sure that Topaz will still do her. Hopefully her fans won't have to wait long. I hope the same, as she deserves far better. But that's for another time. Next time we'll be looking at a certain diver! : And not just because Gundam ReRise has Re-raised from it's ashes for this season like it had cast Life 3 or something!