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Welcome back. Last time a beautiful writer was covered. Now we’re going to save a girl from killed.
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: Can you explain who are we saving and how you guessed that?
Well, if you follow the clues…
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: Please.
Okay. The letter said “Help! I’m going to killed, Mr. Zettai!” and other than my name that’s verbatim a thing Meer Campbell wrote once.
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: So Meer is in trouble again?
No, that’s just a hint actually. The girl we are looking is a Sunrise idol too.
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: And how did you know the one?
Because the letter was written with paintbrush. And the only idol to do caligraphy from Sunrise is none other than…
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: Fascinating.
Indeed. And that’s why we are at her big fancy traditional house!
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: Now how do we get inside?
Given we have been called here…*knocks on the door*
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: Right.
Now we just have to wait and- *the door opens and an arm pulls Zettai and Raika into the house* YOINK!
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: Hush! I hope nobody saw you come here!
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: I think not. What’s the matter?
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: After winning at Love Live and the group separating I joined a team called the Four Twitters of four similar idols. However turns out our combined voices can make fanboys of bad characters realize the truth and thus many terrible girls wants us to die horribly. So I called you for help, since you’ve defeated many horrible girls before!
Nice infodump, game master. But sure, guess I can handle the job. That said, mind if I blog you first like usual?
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: Sure. But don’t make me have fanservice scenes.
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: Relax, for we clearly will.
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: Hey!
Body
Hair
Umi has dark blue hair. Dark blue is a great hair color and fits the cool Umi just right. It was even darker in older material, but the current shade is still good. Her hair is long and reaches around her waist which is the best and fairest length. She has standard bangs with the big middle bang, but that’s the closest to an issue Umi has really. Finally gotta mention many pics give her cute hats, which does help. Overall fairly solid.
Score: 9
Eyes
Umi has brown eyes. For some unholy reason Japan hates itself and rarely gives girls brown eyes despite being by far the best “real” eye color. Still, it looks very nice and fits traditional Umi pretty well. The shape seems more tsurime but not quite, still good though. Shame she never wears glasses as Love Live hates that, but otherwise good.
Score: 9
Build
Umi is good for this. Height is 159cm and lacks a weight sadly. Her three sizes are 76/58/80 and while her lower body could be bigger at least she has more ass than chest and is somewhat flat actually. She also lacks envy woes unlike Nico which is a good thing. Blood type A for the record. Add how she shows off nicely in her various costumes and you get a good girl. Though needs more ass like said.
Score: 9
Butt
Umi has some buttshots. Nothing amazing but at least she has some. And hey, like said she’s bottom heavy somewhat.
Score: 5
Clothes
Umi does well here. Her default costume is the school uniform and it’s not bad with the blue blazer and bowtie. Summer version with sweater is alright but less cute. However what makes Umi good is having various costumes from all her dances like all the other LL girls which boosts her score nicely. Shame being a traditional girl we don’t see her in kimono more often.
Score: 8
Mind
Personality
Umi is pretty cool. She’s one of main girl Honoka’s childhood friends and joins her in her school idol team as the lyricist of the group. While there were problems getting the group together they eventually pulled though and eventually won, thus saving their school since that was the goal. Congrats.
Great character. Umi is quiet and shy, but also reasonable and logical. Not quite kuudere or dandere though, but certainly very adorable. She dislikes short skirts, which means she should wear tight pants, and gets angry when suddenly awakened. However the most notable trait of Umi is that she’s the traditional Japanese girl of the cast, doing well at brush calligraphy and many other traditional arts. That’s cute and helps. Her favorite food are the manjuu from Honoka’s family and she dislikes carbonated drinks. All in all she’s pretty great, even if third to Nico and Maki on my overall preferences.
Score: 8.5
Reception
Umi does well here. She has good screentime and average popularity among the main girls, but not in a bad way. Her series is the only popular idol series outside Japan though which is mixed bag, because while the series does deserve the love it sucks other idol anime are ignored. Still, overall good.
Score: 8
Libido
Umi does alright here. Her main issue is she doesn’t like wearing short skirts, probably because she hasn’t found out pantyshots are banned from anime because panties are more sexual than bare female asses and the devil and all that. Jokes aside she doesn’t have an obvious couple like Nico and Maki and like Eli and Nozomi for example, closest being Honoka sometimes with Kotori added for a threesome but not quite. That said some fans for odd reasons like pairing her with Eli and since my two favorites are together seeing #3 and #4 do the same is kinda funny. Still, not her best area.
Score: 7
Age
Umi is sixteen years old. Also a high school second year. Good for blogs. Her birthday is 15th of March which amusingly is the same as Ichigo the first Aikatsu main girl. Idols of a unit flock together.
Score: 9
Voice
Suzuko Mimori is always great. And having her sing helps too. Umi also speaks rather politely, typical from traditional girls.
Score: 7.5
Total: 80 - Excellent
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: Same as my hip size, not bad.
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: Certainly! *fondles Umi’s aforementioned ass gladly*
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: Eeeeeek! *blushes*
Sexy!
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: I don’t think that… But anyway think we should get going. Three small shadowy figures were hunting me earlier and I want to hide somewhere safe.
Sure think. Let’s escape through the back door! *time passes and Raika comes out of the back door along a strange horse*
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: Will this plan work? *camera changes to inside the horse, showing Umi and Zettai are inside. Umi is in front and Zettai is in back with his head near her ass obviously*
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: Yes! I mean neigh!
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: So which one?
We can’t talk like this.
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: Don’t talk near my ass or I will end- *rips a massive fart*
WHOA! And the smell is stuck inside!
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: Sniff it all right now!
I’m doing that but- *the stench causes Zettai to get dizzy and the horse falls down, breaking open like a piñata and revealing the truth.
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: I just knew this plan would fail… *three girls appear*
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: Great, now they’ve caught us with our pants down… Not literally and thank goodness for that!
Who are you and what do you want exactly?
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: I’m Natsumi and will make the Four Twitters vanish like good taste!
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: Kirayaba! I’m Hikaru and will annoy you to the death!
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: And I’m Wakaba and will do what these two do down pat!
: Can you explain who are we saving and how you guessed that?
Well, if you follow the clues…
: Please.
Okay. The letter said “Help! I’m going to killed, Mr. Zettai!” and other than my name that’s verbatim a thing Meer Campbell wrote once.
: So Meer is in trouble again?
No, that’s just a hint actually. The girl we are looking is a Sunrise idol too.
: And how did you know the one?
Because the letter was written with paintbrush. And the only idol to do caligraphy from Sunrise is none other than…
: Fascinating.
Indeed. And that’s why we are at her big fancy traditional house!
: Now how do we get inside?
Given we have been called here…*knocks on the door*
: Right.
Now we just have to wait and- *the door opens and an arm pulls Zettai and Raika into the house* YOINK!
: Hush! I hope nobody saw you come here!
: I think not. What’s the matter?
: After winning at Love Live and the group separating I joined a team called the Four Twitters of four similar idols. However turns out our combined voices can make fanboys of bad characters realize the truth and thus many terrible girls wants us to die horribly. So I called you for help, since you’ve defeated many horrible girls before!
Nice infodump, game master. But sure, guess I can handle the job. That said, mind if I blog you first like usual?
: Sure. But don’t make me have fanservice scenes.
: Relax, for we clearly will.
: Hey!
Body
Hair
Umi has dark blue hair. Dark blue is a great hair color and fits the cool Umi just right. It was even darker in older material, but the current shade is still good. Her hair is long and reaches around her waist which is the best and fairest length. She has standard bangs with the big middle bang, but that’s the closest to an issue Umi has really. Finally gotta mention many pics give her cute hats, which does help. Overall fairly solid.
Score: 9
Eyes
Umi has brown eyes. For some unholy reason Japan hates itself and rarely gives girls brown eyes despite being by far the best “real” eye color. Still, it looks very nice and fits traditional Umi pretty well. The shape seems more tsurime but not quite, still good though. Shame she never wears glasses as Love Live hates that, but otherwise good.
Score: 9
Build
Umi is good for this. Height is 159cm and lacks a weight sadly. Her three sizes are 76/58/80 and while her lower body could be bigger at least she has more ass than chest and is somewhat flat actually. She also lacks envy woes unlike Nico which is a good thing. Blood type A for the record. Add how she shows off nicely in her various costumes and you get a good girl. Though needs more ass like said.
Score: 9
Butt
Umi has some buttshots. Nothing amazing but at least she has some. And hey, like said she’s bottom heavy somewhat.
Score: 5
Clothes
Umi does well here. Her default costume is the school uniform and it’s not bad with the blue blazer and bowtie. Summer version with sweater is alright but less cute. However what makes Umi good is having various costumes from all her dances like all the other LL girls which boosts her score nicely. Shame being a traditional girl we don’t see her in kimono more often.
Score: 8
Mind
Personality
Umi is pretty cool. She’s one of main girl Honoka’s childhood friends and joins her in her school idol team as the lyricist of the group. While there were problems getting the group together they eventually pulled though and eventually won, thus saving their school since that was the goal. Congrats.
Great character. Umi is quiet and shy, but also reasonable and logical. Not quite kuudere or dandere though, but certainly very adorable. She dislikes short skirts, which means she should wear tight pants, and gets angry when suddenly awakened. However the most notable trait of Umi is that she’s the traditional Japanese girl of the cast, doing well at brush calligraphy and many other traditional arts. That’s cute and helps. Her favorite food are the manjuu from Honoka’s family and she dislikes carbonated drinks. All in all she’s pretty great, even if third to Nico and Maki on my overall preferences.
Score: 8.5
Reception
Umi does well here. She has good screentime and average popularity among the main girls, but not in a bad way. Her series is the only popular idol series outside Japan though which is mixed bag, because while the series does deserve the love it sucks other idol anime are ignored. Still, overall good.
Score: 8
Libido
Umi does alright here. Her main issue is she doesn’t like wearing short skirts, probably because she hasn’t found out pantyshots are banned from anime because panties are more sexual than bare female asses and the devil and all that. Jokes aside she doesn’t have an obvious couple like Nico and Maki and like Eli and Nozomi for example, closest being Honoka sometimes with Kotori added for a threesome but not quite. That said some fans for odd reasons like pairing her with Eli and since my two favorites are together seeing #3 and #4 do the same is kinda funny. Still, not her best area.
Score: 7
Age
Umi is sixteen years old. Also a high school second year. Good for blogs. Her birthday is 15th of March which amusingly is the same as Ichigo the first Aikatsu main girl. Idols of a unit flock together.
Score: 9
Voice
Suzuko Mimori is always great. And having her sing helps too. Umi also speaks rather politely, typical from traditional girls.
Score: 7.5
Total: 80 - Excellent
: Same as my hip size, not bad.
: Certainly! *fondles Umi’s aforementioned ass gladly*
: Eeeeeek! *blushes*
Sexy!
: I don’t think that… But anyway think we should get going. Three small shadowy figures were hunting me earlier and I want to hide somewhere safe.
Sure think. Let’s escape through the back door! *time passes and Raika comes out of the back door along a strange horse*
: Will this plan work? *camera changes to inside the horse, showing Umi and Zettai are inside. Umi is in front and Zettai is in back with his head near her ass obviously*
: Yes! I mean neigh!
: So which one?
We can’t talk like this.
: Don’t talk near my ass or I will end- *rips a massive fart*
WHOA! And the smell is stuck inside!
: Sniff it all right now!
I’m doing that but- *the stench causes Zettai to get dizzy and the horse falls down, breaking open like a piñata and revealing the truth.
: I just knew this plan would fail… *three girls appear*
: Great, now they’ve caught us with our pants down… Not literally and thank goodness for that!
Who are you and what do you want exactly?
: I’m Natsumi and will make the Four Twitters vanish like good taste!
: Kirayaba! I’m Hikaru and will annoy you to the death!
: And I’m Wakaba and will do what these two do down pat!