Example #558: Brown Fund-Oshiri Girl

This is the Five-hundred-and-fifty-eigth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers. *We begin the blog in front of a large fancy house that also functions as a dojo.* : Wait. How do you know that this functions as a dojo as well? There's a sign right here. *Topaz points to it before pulling on a nearby rope. Bells ring and Ririchiyo panics a little.* : What are you DOING? I'm just announcing that we're here. Don't worry as I had called them beforehand. They'll know that we're coming. *The big double doors open up and the two walk in.* : It's still a little awkward to come into a dojo so easily. I know. At least I won't be forced to exercise. Hopefully. : You can always use more exercise. Especially after you and Kimiko figured out how to teleport you've been lazy. Moving around like that is still difficult. But let's not detract from the blog too much. After all, this is Zettai's special day! : Well, at least the closest blog before his birthday. But speaking of which, don't you think that we should search for the girl of the week? I'm sure that we'll find her soon enough. ???: HALT! Who dares come here to our dojo? *A small dark-haired girl looks down at them from the roof.* : W-wait, you look familiar. Well, not that I've met you, but I know know I've seen you before... That's Yukimura! Zettai did a blog on her recently. : I'm not surprised that so many people are here to celebrate my great beauty. Though it is odd that they've seemed to ignore me for so long and are just now coming to meet with me. We apologize for the delay, blame me taking so long to watch your series! : But luckily that's in the past now. Exactly. Especially because we get to talk about someone from your series for Zettai's birthday blog. And that's why we're here to talk to you as well! : W-wait, didn't you say last week that- : OH HO HO! How pathetic! Though I am in a good mood. I shall allow you to blog about me, much like your friend did. *Topaz kneels obediently.* Truly you are as gracious as you are beautiful. *Topaz glances over at the nearby building as he catches a glance of a dark-skinned beauty preparing to attack.* : Flattery will get you everywhere, Topaz. And I hope that I do as well with you as I did with your friend. I'm sure that you shall do well! And as Yukimura has allowed it how about we begin by saying... ???: NOOOO! *The brown girl leaps between Topaz and Yukimura, as the loli leaps off the roof and lands in front of the blogger. She shows off her fat fundoshi ass, which looks to have grown some from her series.* : I may not have had an opportunity to defend Yukimura last time, but this time I shall impede you from talking about her! She must preserve her dignity! *Topaz speaks monotone.* Oh no. Who could have seen this coming? *Ririchiyo sighs.* : I should have known something like this would happen. : I do suppose that Matabei is my faithful servant, bodyguard, and friend. I should have expected her to protect me. : But of course! And in order to protect you I shall use my body! I think that you should use your body, specifically your fat ass, on Zettai instead! *Matabei flusters from Topaz's words.* : H-how do you know about that? : Because it's Zettai's anniversary blog, so he's sure to know about what happened to his friend. Exactly. But that's for later. Right now it's the time for terrible jokes. : Rather than mock your own inability to write jokes why don't you try harder? But being lazy is sorta my thing! : I shall not tolerate laziness! Go no, Matabei! Have him do his blog on you! : Yes. I am looking forward to hearing what you have to say. Well then, let me introduce Zettai's birthday girl and the girl of this week. That means that I'll be saying... : Such a shame that I will not know your thoughts about me. : Indeed. I apologize for stealing your thunder, but I felt that it was appropriate to shield you from whatever words Topaz may come up with. I promise that everything will be fine! Mostly, at least, as I talk about analysis quite a bit. : The first four letters sound familiar-I-I MEAN! Uhm... *Matabei flusters cutely.* : Don't worry, he can't show something like that... Though it IS a special occasion... You'll have to wait to see what all I show. But don't worry, Yukimura. : Why should I not worry? I'm not the one who did everything Matabei did... Sounds sexy. But it's more that I can do you next week. Nothing is preventing me from talking about multiple girls from the same series. : After all, Topaz has already talked about Juubei a while back. Has it really been that long? This year feels like it's going by quickly, but also slow at the same time. : I blame you getting older and having less time to do things. That's a good point, and since time is limited how about we get to Matabei's blog? : Great plan! : Certainly. Then next week you shall talk about me! Indeed! ==Head== ===Hair=== Matabei has a lovely long ponytail. The white/grey/light blue color looks great with her brown skin, though I'm not 100% sure which hair color she has (the light color still looks good though). Being a ponytail helps as even though her hair goes past her hips her ass is still clearly seen which is always good. For a bit of a unique decoration Matabei has some sort of sword and sheath in her hair, I'm thinking a tantō but I don't know swords well enough to know. Speaking of decorations her ribbon is cute too. The sidecurls are long too, though they aren't even with the right side going past her chest with ties at the bottom. Unless the right side is draped over her shoulder, but I can't be sure. Her sides curve in nicely, showing off the shape of her head nicely. Possibly the only issue with Matabei's hair are her bangs. The long middle isn't bad but she does have a large part over her right eye. She also has a lot of antenna as well, with two right above her part as well. That said, she still does great overall and I like Matabei's long beautiful ponytail. Grade: A- ===Eyes=== Matabei's eyes are really pretty too. They are a nice golden color, though it's possible that they're more purple or red (though not as red as Yukimura's) in the novels as I can't be sure. Regardless she has a nice eye color, even if I imagine Zettai prefers her “brown eye” instead. Matabei's eyes are slightly tarame but not in any bad way either. She has a lot of eyelashes in the corner of her eyes, but they're small enough to not be noticeable in the series itself and only provide nice emphasis. She has pretty pupils, fitting the art style well and overall Matabei has really pretty eyes. Shame she doesn't wear something like thick framed glasses or something. Grade: B ===Face=== Matabei has a lovely face. She's got soft cheeks-on her face, at least as far as I'm talking about right now-and they have a nice curve. She has a gentle yet serious face, befitting a TDB like her though her hair is white I suppose. Her chin is rounded too. She does have a somewhat medium-sized nose, with a line most of the time though a shorter one. It does look a little smaller in the light novel illustrations, which helps a fair amount. She also has cute expressions, and overall Matabei has a great face that appeals well. Grade: B So what do you think so far? : I believe that I am doing quite well. Indeed, though a shame that you don't wear glasses for even more points? : So you would like me to be more like Hanzou? : Glasses-wise, sure. But not with the masochism obviously. : Agreed, as everyone knows that women should be in charge. I agree, down with horrible masochists. Of both genders as poor masochists guys are terrible too! : Certainly. Though speaking of masochist men that reminds me of a certain person we met some time back. : P-please, Yukimura-sama! Don't talk about the things that I did with Zettai! That's alright. I know that he already did a blog on Yukimura. : I don't think that's what she's talking about... : Indeed. You see, what happened is... *Flashback music begins...* ==Body== ===Build=== As you can probably tell, Matabei is one of the greatest examples of an “ass” character. She shows off quite a lot, both in the series itself and nearly every official image of her shows off her fat fundoshi ass. Other girls like Mafuyu need to pay attention to this kind of fanservice. And it's not just that she shows off her ass but her ass is nice and plump too. About the only thing that would be better would be if Muneakira, the male lead, noticed how sexy her ass was and brought it up a few times. More male leads need to appreciate female asses, and not just on flat girls either. Sadly despite the fanservice series Matabei doesn't have measurements. Still, I want to say that her ass is bigger than her chest, though I can't say for sure. She also seems fairly tall, though that may just be due to her hanging around the token loli. Her lower body in general is nice and meaty, not just her ass but her legs are strong but sexy too. She also shows off her navel quite a bit in her normal outfit which helps a little. We also can't forget that Matabei has lovely dark skin too, though it's a little subtle as well (so it could just be an all-over tan or something). Speaking of dark things I'm more used to the dark outline-ish styling of the art style, and it looks quite good. Overall Matabei's ass is her most noteworthy and iconic feature but the rest of her body does quite well. But that ASS! Grade: A- ===Chest=== Sadly even though Matabei is an ass character she is still fairly busty. Much like most of the girls in the show (there are about two loli exceptions). Fortunately all the other girls keeps Matabei's service more ass-related, though there are still issues like when she's naked or so. It doesn't help that she occasionally has underboob shots as well. Still, she isn't as bad as most of the other girls and all the ass appreciation in official art helps quite a bit. For trivia she has small nipples, like most of the girls in the series. Grade: B- ===Clothes=== Matabei has some pretty nice outfits. Her usual outfits consists of a long-sleeved green sailor uniform top tied under her chest to show off her waist well, and her ass is shown off greatly due to her fundoshi that fits her very well. It does hang down in the front, but it shows off her ass as mentioned before thanks to the thong back (the waist seems twisted but not the part between her cheeks, which is good). Under her shirt she wears a sarashi instead of a bra, which she also wears to the beach it seems. Other outfits she's worn include a bikini (though one that lacks cleavage), a miko outfit, a waitress outfit, and the master samurai outfit that looks cool and has a big brush for a weapon. Oh, and usually Matabei wields a polearm that's more like a spear than naginata, but it's still cool. It could help if Matabei had outfits that showed off her ass better, like naked apron or buruma, but in general she still does quite well. Grade: B+ : I am honored for all the compliments you're giving me about my fat ass, Topaz. : It should come as no surprise! Especially from all the attention Zettai gave you! That sounds interesting and fitting, as I know that he loves your huge sexy ass. : Being fair he loves all big girl asses, but he does seem to enjoy brown asses like yours. : Indeed, though you should see her when she's not limiting her power! That sounds sexy, and I'm certain that we'll hear all about it... : Do we really have to? It is his birthday blog. And I'm sure that we'd block out anything that's too embarrassing or too scandalous for the blog. : W-wait, you mean that if it's embarrassing we can just cut it out? : Vetoed. You can't cut ALL of the special content! Agreed! Then I'm just left with exposition, and no one wants that. : That's right, so let's continue with our story. Matabei? : Well... ==Mind== ===Personality=== Matabei is a great girl. She's a loyal bodyguard and friend to Yukimura, and often aids both in her plans to take over the dojo and to seduce Muneakira. This is because they're a part of the anti-Tokugawa faction, but eventually she teams up with her enemies to defeat an even bigger one. Matabei is a serious and solemn girl, but not in an unfriendly or overly serious way either. She's just that devoted to her friend, as mentioned before, but she acts somewhat like an older sister and guardian as well as a bodyguard. From what I can tell she also enjoys baths, and has a strong sense of smell. I'm a little weirded out by Matabei apparently sniffing Yukimura and eventually Muneakira's clothes though. She also does most of the chores around the dojo, including the cleaning and cooking (and it's refreshing to see more girls being good at cooking too). She's good at combat, but still falls behind in the second season though fortunately she makes a contract with Muneakira to become a Master Samurai. Overall she's more of a side character, but Matabei is still an important confident for Yukimura and a good fighter too. Oh, and we can't forget that she's voiced by Yuu Kobayashi; I thought that was one of my favorite VAs but I was thinking of Yuu Asakawa so my mistake. Still, Yuu Kobayashi has a lot of great rolls including Setsuna from Negima, Sasha from Attack on Titan, Siggy from Queen's Blade, and Ayame the meganekko from Gintama. Overall she gives Matabei a great cool voice fitting her TDB-like personality and in general works great with her. Grade: B+ ===Libido== Matabei doesn't start with too much libido. She respects Yukimura and helps her to charm Muneakira, but as the series goes on (meaning the second season) Matabei starts to fall for him. It's pretty cute and she knows that it's not proper for her to take Yukimura's love (though she excepts the harem-style type of ending). Still, Matabei trains to be a better lover including kisses in the second season. She pairs up with the other assistant Hanzou for yuri teasing with the meganekko maid. Matabei eventually goes on to be the 6th member of the harem. Grade: B ===Age=== I'm not sure how old Matabei is, as she doesn't seem to have a listed age that I could find. She's likely older than Yukimura and I think that she's in high school (which is backed up by J-Pixiv) but I can't remember for sure. Grade: B Total Grades: 77 Average score: 8.6 Final Grade: B+ And that's the blog for this week. What do you think? : Hmmm, how unfortunate that I did poorer than Zettai did Yukimura-sama. But I do not deserve to tie with her, as her beauty is eternal and overpowering! : Much like the scent of your huge ass *cough*. : Do not dismiss yourself. I would have thought that Topaz would have appreciated your more adult body and fat brown ass more! I blame Matabei needing more libido or similar areas, as indeed her body is really great. Though that's for Zettai to enjoy, of course. Also remember that he and I have different scoring systems. : True, as his is straightforward while yours involves letters and is complicated. : Topaz has the calculus of scoring apparently... Indeed, but now that the blog is done we should get going. After all, we have to get to next week's girl pronto! : But- *Yukimura was about to speak but Riri holds her back.* : Shhh, let's see if he figures this out on his own. *Topaz starts to leave.* Aren't you coming with me, Riri? : Actually I decided to wait here a little bit longer. Don't worry, as I'll meet you with when you get to the girl you're doing next time. Wait, if I'm leaving first... How is that going to happen? : You don't need to think about that. (That way you might be able to think of your promise...) I suppose not. But I suppose I'll be seeing you viewers next week. See you then, and thanks for letting me talk about you for my friend's birthday, Matabei. : I was honored. B-but Topaz- Now now, you don't need to thank me for introducing you. But see you all soon! *Topaz waves as he leaves the dojo. Yukimura and Matabei turn towards Riri.* : He's going to realize what's happened, right? : I imagine that he will. It'll just take some time. But let's see... Three... Two.... *A panting Topaz appears in front of the open dojo doors. He is so tired he can barely speak.* Pant... Forgot... doing... Yukimura... pant... next week... : Surprisingly you got back early, so you must have realized what was going on quickly. No, I just ran all the way back. : Sounds like good exercise. : Oh ho, and you'd know what “exercise” would be, correct? *Matabei blushes cutely, remembering all the fun she had with Daniel.* : I hope that he enjoyed all that. And also the things we couldn't show. I'm sure that he did. But for now let's stay here. That way we'll be able to talk to Yukimura easier. : I hope that doesn't mean that we'll have to stay here for a full week! I didn't even bring anything to do. Don't worry. The time shall fly like always. But until then stay tuned, everyone!