Example #575: Mischievous Anego

This is the Five-hundred-and-seventy-fifth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers. *Topaz has returned home safely, but to his surprise a visitor, Yuiko, was waiting there for him. We return slightly later, as Topaz and Kimiko have entered the house and sat down with the other two assistants.* It is quite a pleasant surprise to see you, Yuiko. And of course all my assistants as well. : Nice save, idiot. : Who? : I believe that she prefers to be called “Kurugaya”. Then again, she has us call her “Anego” so call her whatever you want. : Oh my sweet Rika, I love hearing you call me Anego~ *Yuiko cuddles against Rika, hugging her tight and rubbing their cheeks together. The young girl squirms and struggles, attempting to break free while Yuiko sets her on her lap.* : Yes, it's been like this for the past week or so. She's been really anxious, Topaz. You need to talk to her, and fast! I certainly will! Though I do apologize to your Oniisama, Rika. I've been pushing Ume further and further, making him wait for her blog which probably won't even be worth it... : I'm sure that he'll still appreciate hearing you talk about someone that doesn't get enough credit. I like her too, as she has great taste in female friends. Meganekkos are great! : I concur with that. But sadly I have not worn any glasses myself. Regardless, I am still looking forward to you talking about me. You are indeed a great girl, and I'm sorry for making you wait so long. : Yes. You have had this idea in your head for years, and like many other ideas this year you're finally putting that idea forward. : At least it didn't take as long as the silly “Bohemian Rhapsody” joke during the thunder twins' blog. Hah. Hey, Riri! Remember when my jokes were GOOD? : That's only because you had more time to do these blogs. That was back before you played mobile games as obsessively as you do.. Only while watching Youtube videos! Besides, it's not my fault that Salem dropped this week! : No one is going to get that's a Fate reference. Besides, who cares about that awful traitorous filth? I blame the first episode leading to high ASS-pectations that the rest of the series couldn't follow through. If only Ishtar told the lead to kiss her ass for the contract! : Oniisama would love that, especially if she mooned him! : Wait, do you mean a contract with HER or her ASS? Yes. : Darn you Mathematician's Answer! *Kimiko shakes her fist as Yuiko clears her throat.* Oh, do you have a cough too? I've had one hanging around me a lot the past week or so. : Sometimes it sounds like you're about to hack a lung up! : Hopefully not literally. But no, I was just trying to get attention. After all, if we wait too long the coffee will get cold. That's fine, as mentioned before I'm not too big on coffee. : It is important, and you will listen to me! *Yuiko glares at Topaz, still smiling. He's spooked but a little excited by her devilish grin, and both he and Kimiko take a seat at the table the other three were sitting at.* : Good to see that you're doing as I say. O-of course, Kurugaya! It is your blog day after all! : Ara ara, such an obedient boy you are. Perhaps I'll let you sit on my lap if you do a good job. Or... perhaps you'd like for me to sit on yours instead? *Yuiko flirts with Topaz, grabbing his chin and teasing her finger up to his lips. Fortunately this allows Rika to move, as Yuiko was too preoccupied with teasing the blogger, who had a far cuter reaction.* : Hey, don't leave Topaz to take the brunt of her aggression! Wait, that might work out best for us. : I-It's not best at all! This is a no-flirting zone! : Perhaps it's because you don't flirt with Topaz that he's so easy to tease. Or perhaps you're feeling a little jealous? Don't worry, Ririchiyo. You have some very cute reactions as well~ : S-stop that this instant! R-right! I believe that you said something about the coffee getting cold? : That is fair. We should get to your blog on me, as otherwise your readers won't remain interested. I can only hope that they've stayed this far. I know that I can get kinda tangent-y... : But that's what makes this blog so good! Er, I think so at least. True, as everyone loves my dialogue! Even nonsense like this! *Topaz tries to continue to speak, but Yuiko grabs his mouth.* : Now who is the one that's getting off-track? Though I do hope that we aren't going to just go back and forth... I agree with that, Kurugaya. That's why I need to start the beginning, and that means I have to say that... : You aren't going to keep calling her “Kurugaya”, right Topaz? : And why would he not? It is what I requested. True, and there's no reason to make her mad. : I'm just surprised that you would write out her longer name every time. It's like how you shortened Ririchiyo's name to “Riri”. : Yeah, you seem to like shorter names. What gives! : He's probably just using copy and paste anyway. It makes writing a lot easier when I can just fill in names easier like that. Plus for girls with unusual names like Kurugaya I can be respectful AND lazy. : Leave it to Topaz to further advance his blog in the laziest fashion possible. : Nothing wrong with that. But do not forget that we need to work quick. Do you think that you can speed it up a little? But of course, let's avoid the distractions and bad jokes and get going with Kurugaya's blog! *Topaz and the others all throw up their fists in celebration. He then begins.* ==Head== ===Hair=== Kurugaya has really excellent and beautiful hair, especially for my tastes. TDBs always have great hair, and while I'm not sure the specific color (it's likely dark blue, though occasionally it looks like a bluish-grey color) she has dark hair and that's always quite appealing. Her hair is long too, which is pretty good as I like long hair. It does have the downside of covering her ass on occasion, which is about the only minus. Still, I like Kurugaya's long hair, as it flows nicely down her back in a mostly straight curve. Her bangs are cute, with M-shaped bangs and a part in the middle. It's not quite intake-like but considering this is a Key work I wonder if that was the intent. She has cute sides which end about at her ears or so, but Kurugaya also has a cute sidetail going down over her left shoulder. In it is a yellow ribbon, which has a bow on the side of her head. Overall I really love Kurugaya's great hair and it appeals to me really well, and the only flaw is that she covers her ass (only occasionally, but still). Grade: A ===Eyes=== Kurugaya has really great eyes as well. I do suppose that blue eyes are a little overrated, but considering that she has blue (or bluish) hair it fits more than usual. I like it when hair and eye color match, and Kurugaya's dark eye color looks really good. I suppose that the shape being so strong helps, with a tsurime and a very pronounced upper corner. In general it's a really nice shape, and I like the pupil style which Key tends to do well. Overall she has a lovely shape and color, though as far as I remember she never wore glasses which is a shame. Grade: B+ ===Face=== As mentioned before this is a Key series, and as a result the characters have their soft, lovely style. It does look a little moeblob-like, though at least we were spared from KyoAni trying to continue with the Clannad designs or something. Anyway, I like how nice Kurugaya's face is designed. She has soft, rounded cheeks despite her strong personality. She also gets a lot of good scenes with strong emotions as well, and I like her small features including her small nose. All in all I'd say that Kurugaya does quite excellent here. Grade: A *Yuiko is looking quite happy at the good scores that Topaz has giving her so far, even scooting her chair closer to him. She teases him with proximity.* : Ara ara, it sounds like you really like my head, don't you? TDBs tend to do really well with their long hair, and your lovely eyes and Key-style face both do really well for my tastes. : I have to thank you for that, and you're quite a cutie yourself. Though I'd prefer if you were a shota... *Topaz swallows in a worried fashion.* R-really? : Ah yes. Then I would dress you in pretty girl clothes and take you about town. We'd even go to the naughty underwear stores and both try them on in private. You'd be all “Oh man this rocks” because no one could tell you were a boy. *Topaz is looking really flustered, as does Ririchiyo.* : I-I forbid that sort of play! Especially because it'll imply that Topaz would go with you and see you i-in your underwear! : But you don't have a problem with wearing it in front of him some days, do you Riri? : W-what are you talking about? (N-no, that's just when I forget my spats in my room! Honest!) *Ririchiyo starts to pound on Rika's body cutely, fortunately not dealing damage to her friend and housemate. Topaz attempts to clear his throat to break it up, but he gets a coughing fit instead.* : I'd make a comment, but it would be rude and would only fuel yaoi fangirls. : Now isn't the right time to make that type of joke! W-well, it's technically NEVER good to make those, as that's a terrible “unjoke”, but regardless. : Quick, get your mom! She knows mom things! *Yuiko then smacks Topaz's back, and while he's rustled up her strong hand causes him to clear his throat properly.* Phew, that was a bad one. But you know that we shouldn't make jokes that are IRL injokes, Riri. : Fair... But Kurugaya didn't hurt you too hard, right? : Do not worry. I used the back of my fist. : Wait what. Don't worry, as I'm fully healed after all my misadventures in the Touhou universe. : Nice to see them do that for once... So I'm as fit as a fiddle! Minus the hacking cough and not being an instrument. But that aside, I believe that you wanted to do something with the coffee. : Yes yes. You may take a drink now. : I sure hope that this hasn't been the same coffee from a week ago. : Time didn't pass between blogs, Riri. : I meant because Yuiko arrived before Topaz came back. But it does seem quite hot. : Oh no, not my cat tongue! : Ladies, please be more reserved. Now, I shall talk while you all reflect on what you've been doing... *Topaz and the assistants all take a drink, and a lovely Song starts to play...* : You've traveled very far from home... No I haven't. : We're there right now. : Do you want me to talk or not? Fine fine... *Yuiko continues.* : You've traveled very far from home... Do you remember how your long and winding journey began with just a simple blog? It was Taeko, a simple meganekko maid and you didn't think anything about it much at all. You had no idea the things that simple act would bring. On your way you've walked, thought, and fought. Yet, through all this, you have never lost your courage. You have grown steadily stronger, and you have experienced the pain of battle many times. You are no longer alone in your adventure either. Rika, who joined you on a whim, still encourages you in her own way, pushing you to be a better person... Ririchiyo, who has changed you in ways that have made you more well-rounded... And Kimiko is with you as well. While she can be a handful, she still comes to rescue you when the chips are down... Topaz, you certainly know by now that you are not a regular young man, and not just age-wise. You have an awesome destiny to fulfill. You may have gone over ten years, but the journey is far from over and it will surely be more difficult than anything you have done before. Yet... I know that you will be alright. When good battles evil, which side do you believe wins? Do you have faith that good is triumphant? One thing you must never lose is courage. If you believe in the goal you are striving for, you will be courageous. There are many difficult times ahead, but you must always keep your sense of humor, work through the tough situations, and enjoy yourself. When you have finished this cup of coffee, your adventure will begin again. I know not where you shall go next, but I know that you will face your opponents in stride. No matter who they are. Topaz... Rika.... Ririchiyo... And Kimiko... I wish you luck... *With that Yuiko elegantly sips her coffee. The others, who seem to have been staring into space suddenly snap back to reality.* : What the heck was THAT? : I'm pretty sure that I was laying on the ground with a ghost, with a galaxy forming in the background. D-didn't you hear the things that Kurugaya was saying? I think that it was really deep and reflecting. : What? I didn't think anything like that! And besides, what's in this coffee? It needs an improvement of the Irish method. : What did we tell you about drinking during the blog? : Only during Archon's? *Kimiko sighs and facepalms. However, Topaz turns to Yuiko.* So is this what you wanted to do with me? And the others? : Ara ara, there's plenty that I would want to do with a bunch of cute girls like you. But that comes later. Besides, isn't there more that you want to talk about as well? Good point, as we still have a majority of the blog to go! ==Body== ===Build=== This is where Kurugaya starts to suffer. Granted, there's nothing all that bad, at least for the time being. Just that she could be a lot better. Kurugaya is 170 cm tall and 55 kg, which is significant as Riki, the male lead, is only 166 cm and I like couples where the guy is shorter (though I keep expecting that he should be even smaller). Her three sizes are 90-60-89, and you can already tell the issue I bet. Her chest is bigger than her ass, even if it's by one cm, and as a result she gets a lot of mamocentric service. While I would say this was a big issue she at least gets a few ass shots that I saw while reviewing for this blog (which is more than I remember, not that the scenes were that noteworthy at least). It helps that Kurugaya wears spats a lot, I suppose. She also shows her navel in an official image, and has pretty sexy legs. She's also incredibly strong, both plot-wise and in the fighting games in the visual novel that I technically haven't played. While I'm not big on that kind of abuse, I like a girl who could rough me up a bit xD. Overall Kurugaya does have a very sexy body, but her mamocentric issues leak into this though I'll be talking more about those next. Grade: B- ===Chest=== As mentioned Kurugaya has a lot of mamocentric issues. A lot of her official art tends to show off her ample bust, which is much bigger than the other girls (a shame you never see the assiest girl showing off proudly, unless I suppose it's someone like Akane from Vividred but still more rare than it needs to be). She has a lot of bounce in the anime, and her usual outfit shows off her cleavage. The worst part is the VN though, as Little Busters has erotic scenes and since Kurugaya is very busty you can imagine what she gets. That's right, she has paizuri, and in general her scenes look pretty generic which is unfortunate (and means that she doesn't show her bare ass either). She doesn't even have that good of nipples either, looking big but I suppose that Key isn't known for their erotic works. It's a shame that Kurugaya does so poorly here, but I suppose it should be expected. Grade: C- ===Clothes=== Kurugaya has a good amount of clothes, but we tend to see her in the school uniform. It consists of a black blazer with a red lining and red cuffs, a white undershirt which Kurugaya has open slightly to show off her cleavage, and a plaid pleated skirt. It looks very nice, and I tend to like blazer uniforms though it is unfortunate that she doesn't wear the bow with it (presumably so that she can show off her chest, which makes it more unfortunate). For a bit of a bonus she does wear thighhighs which look quite sexy. She tends to wear sexy mature underwear as well, with dark colors like black or blue. We also see Kurugaya in a gym uniform when they play ball, which consists of a white shirt and black spats. We also see her in a past uniform in a flashback as well. Other outfits include a bikini and a winter outfit in official images, and I'm probably forgetting a lot of small moments too. Still, Kurugaya's uniform, including the gym uniform, shows her shapely body off well even if it does turn out to be a little mamocentric. Grade: B+ *Yuiko is looking slightly more disappointed than she expected.* Something wrong, Kurugaya? : Yes. I had thought that I would get a far better score, but it seems that was misinformation. : Topaz is being a lot more fair. Especially after what happened last week. : He just doesn't want to get in trouble again. That's not the only reason! I really do want to improve, but it's a hard and difficult path. : Push up that boulder, Sisyphus! Nonsense! It's not hard work, and rather I don't mind helping out others. But I do apologize for being rough on you, Kurugaya. : Ara ara, do not worry. I can be rough right back. *Yuiko's grin flusters Topaz as well as the other girls.* : Just teasing you. : I-I prefer to be the one doing the teasing! : I don't mind being teased, especially by a sexy girl like you, b-but still! R-right. We have a blog to get through. : But of course. However, do not forget about your coffee. I better not enter some parallel dimension or something silly again! : And I sure hope that the coffee doesn't suddenly animate and pour scalding coffee all over us either! *Despite their objections Topaz, Riri, Rika, and Kimiko all take a drink. Topaz once again sees nothing but colors, as the words Yuiko says flow in front of him. A lovely Song starts to play once again...* : Like a great tapestry, vertical and horizontal threads have met and become intertwined, creating a huge, beautiful image. You may have cursed this never-ending journey. You have known injury and defeat, but you have struggled on to reach this place. Your in-born intelligence and courage have helped bring you here. You have believed in your friends, and as a group, you have supported each other. Have you ever stopped to consider how much your power has grown? Would Dokuro put up as much of a challenge these days, or Hinagiku, or even Quattro and Maho? As you certainly know, you cannot turn back. So many depend on you, even if you do not know, and your foes are becoming frightened of your power. Could they be thinking that you'll face them fairly, or that you'll score them much more harshly as time goes on? They are likely searching for ways to end your journey, and from here the challenge grows and your adventure will take you beyond anything you could imagine. The end may not be foreseen, but with each and every blog you draw closer to the last. Remember, when you are suffering hardships that your enemy is also struggling... When this cup of coffee is gone, your adventure will continue. Your destiny pulls you in the right direction, and know that no matter your decisions your allies will be there for you. Topaz! Rika! Ririchiyo! Kimiko! I wish you luck... *As Yuiko's voice trails off Topaz wakes up. He sees the inside of the coffee cup, completely empty much to his surprise.* Now, you girls HAVE to have heard that, right? : Heard what? I'm not sure what happened, but I don't think that we experienced the same thing. : All I heard was thanks for continuing to love glasses! : I got told how sorry people are at my suffering, and I don't mean just within your blog. I again apologize! : You do not need to continue to apologize for such a mistake, Topaz. Even if it is such a major one. Yeah, but I should still tell people that I'm still sorry for that. And sorry for Ume not being today as well. I am reflecting after all. : Like Kirby with the Mirror power-up! : That needs to come back. Though glad to see it return in Robobot! Agreed! : That said, I am surprised as I expected you to be fancier. Is there a reason you don't have your pinky out, Topaz? What do you mean, I have it-OH! *Topaz realizes that he is using his left hand, the one that is missing his smallest finger.* I suppose that I forgot about that... : Forgot about-WAIT, what happened to your finger?! : Long story short, apparently being reformed in the Touhou universe went wrong for some reason. His small finger is gone, yet he's otherwise at full hit points. I don't get this HMO at all! : I suppose that these things happen. But how about we close out the blog? Not that I mind spending time with you all. I completely understand, so let's conclude the blog! ==Mind== ===Personality=== Kurugaya is a really excellent TDB, meaning Tall Dark and Bishoujo in case I haven't spelled it out, and moreso for my tastes. I would say that she's a little bit of a Mary Sue, as she's good at anything she puts her mind to and tends to have perfect marks and athletic talent. She can do almost anything she sets her mind to, and as mentioned she's very strong (and she usually wields a katana as well). However, what makes her interesting are more her flaws. Because she goes so well she isn't able to form relationships with other people and, before she met the Little Busters, didn't fully understand emotions. Granted, she still doesn't have a good grasp and since Kurugaya often has a smile on her face and doesn't get mad or sad easily there's others that tend to pick on her or distrust her. This lead to rumors about her, and she's one of the few people I've seen to deal with bullies as well as she did, busting down a door and threatening that the girls would be next. Speaking of not having emotions, she's not too fond of her name. She likes it when people call her “Anego” as she's very older sister-like. Technically her birth name is “Elizabeth” as she was born out of Japan (though she is all-Japanese still), but she doesn't like that name and barely would respond to “Yuiko” as well (only her future husband can call her something like that). And even without emotions she's kind but a little bit of a trickster which I find very sexy. She also knows about what happens in the incident as well, or at least she knows more than the other girls do. Overall Kurugaya is an amazing girl for my tastes, having a great personality though she could have been a little better (her arc being in the second season, while placed well, did make me have to wait a little to talk about her. I never expected that it would take this long though...). Kurugaya is voiced by Ryouko Tanaka who gives her a great voice. She has a very erotic tone and pulls you in with her perfect tone. She also does Yumiko from Grisaia and Kannei from Koihime Musou, though she needs more roles (granted some roles are pervy, but still). Grade: A- ===Libido== Kurugaya is an interesting case. She has a fairly high libido, and enjoys teasing the girls as well as Riki who she thinks is cute as well. This does include forced crossdressing as well though. She also gets a lot of perverse ideas as well, which would normally be good. She even has a route in a H-game, which tends to be good! But, there is a downside. You have to beat her route twice, as at the end of the first time when she admits her love for Riki the universe implodes as it wasn't able to comprehend what was going on (or at least from what I've read). Kurugaya barely understands herself, as mentioned before she has problems understanding emotions. She does really love Riki which is good, but the erotic scenes are less than stellar. I already mentioned that she has paizuri, but she also has regular cowgirl and ear cleaning. It's a shame that they weren't more creative but as mentioned Key aren't exactly the best when it comes to fanservice. Grade: C ===Age=== I'm not sure how old Kurugaya is, as we don't have an age given. I often think of her as being older, as if she's a second or third year high school student compared to the first-year Riki, but she's in his class so that can't be. There's no official word on her age either, though she does have a given birthday of March 13th. She is a high school girl, at least, which scores fairly well. Grade: B Total Grades: 74 Average score: 8.22 Final Grade: B And that's the blog for the week! What do you think of it, Kurugaya? : I believe that it went quite well. Though I am surprised that I did as well as the previous girl, especially with all things considered. Her lack of fanservice is what hurt her, as while you're mamocentric at least you did show your ass on occasion. Still could have been better, but at least you're fairer than most. : Certainly not the most mamocentric Key franchise. (Darn you Rewrite and your awful and disgusting “bonus” ending...) : I understand. I will try to be better, but do not think that this is the last you have seen of me. : What? I thought that you were gone for good! : Please don't tell us that you have more varieties of coffee either! I don't think that my mind would be able to take it! : No no. I just mean that I'll probably be here next time. After all, my ride is here and it might be someone you might want to talk about. Who could it be? *Yuiko, who was near the door, opens it. A brown-haired girl with a ponytail is standing there, about to knock.* : A-ANEGO! I didn't think that you would be ready so quickly. : I can be ready at a moment's notice, my sweet kitten. *She then sweeps the mysterious girl off her feet, tickling her chin like a pet. However, she soon realizes that Topaz and the others are watching and thus breaks free of Yuiko.* : Y-you shouldn't do that in public! : My mistake. But I'd like you to meet EmperorTopaz, or Topaz as he prefers. He'll be talking about you next time. : W-what? Talking about ME? *Topaz leans in towards Yuiko, whispering in her ear.* H-hey, I thought that Kud was going to be the one coming up. What happened? : I understand, but with her spinoff movie coming out next year this isn't the best time for that. Who knows what sort of antics might happen with her. Fortunately Rin might be a little safer. That's fair. *Topaz pulls away from Yuiko, looking at Rin. The younger girl hides behind Yuiko, gripping her arm tight.* : Ara, do you really think it's such a good idea, grabbing onto me? She's just a little shy. But I understand, so how about you let me blog you? : What's a “blog”? Is it tasty? : Why do girls always assume that a blog is a food? : I don't know, but there are certainly some girls I wouldn't mind enjoying like that... : Kimiko, behave! : Fiinnee... : I know that they're strange people, but you can trust them Rin. Topaz just wants to talk about you, and I'm sure he'll say a lot of good things! : I-I suppose that if he's just going to talk about me I should be fine. R-right? I'm sure! And it sounds like next time we'll be looking at Rin, so be sure to tune in!